Could be genuinely valuable. Could be genuinely worthless.
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We shouldn’t be selling this.
You shouldn’t be buying it.
But here we are, enabling each other again.
We’ve been hoarding things. For years. Weird things. Things from dead lines, old collabs, and forgotten bonus items for limited editions. And at least one thing Shane found under a pallet and said, “oh, I remember this.”
So here’s the deal: we’re shoving years of unprocessed warehouse trauma into boxes and calling it a sale. You’re buying them and calling it funny. Nobody’s okay, but at least we’re in this together.
What’s inside?
Could be a keychain. Could be a figure. Could be a sticker. Could be genuinely valuable. Could be genuinely worthless. Schrödinger’s disappointment!
What we guarantee:
- A box (allegedly)
- Something inside that box
- Proof that dopamine can be bought
- Full participation in whatever this is
What we can’t promise:
- That you’ll like it
- That you’ll understand it
- That we understand it
- That anyone learned anything from this
Now normally this is the part where we’d tell you to buy it. Create urgency. Use words like “exclusive” or “limited.” But we both know what’s happening here. You’ll buy it. Not because you need it. But because, let’s be honest, you already decided to buy this three paragraphs ago.
Limit 5 per customer—boundaries are sexy.
More Details
| Weight | 300 g |
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| Shipping Size | 1 × 1 × 1 cm |
